everett

handsome, kind, caring.
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everett’s a soulmate.
a handsome, kind, caring, man who is subject to regular injuries, yet feels no pain.
ex. everett’s a soulmate.

ex. without realizing it was his own blood that dripped down the side of his head and onto his white jersey, he exhibited all the signs of an everett.
a strapping young rugby player who is subject to regular injuries, yet feels no pain.

note: injuries may include, but are not limited to, the following: joint injuries, scr-pes, bruises, knees to the head and cleats to the ribs
without realizing it was his own blood that dripped down the side of his head and onto his white jersey, he exhibited all the signs of an everett.
everett is a generalized shade of purple. since many people like the color purple it is upon them to determine what their ‘everett’ is. everett is usually your favorite shade of purple but can be used as a synonym for purple.
jessie: wow! what color is your sweater!! it’s beautiful on you!

bean: it’s everett !

jessie: everett ?
bean: its only the best shade of purple! how don’t you know that!?
a crazy person who try’s to rape cats and other creatures.
every man for yourself an everett’s coming
a man who loves to warm his p-b-s with p-b- warmers. he also is missing two ribs and has two extra vertebra in his back for enhanced flexibility. he also has a very large coccyx, that protrudes from his sacrum, he also has a reputation for being the three legged man do to his lucky inheritance. his luscious protrudence is of such immense size that is has a face similar to his own, it smiles when it is warmed by the p-b- warmer.

he has a friend that is a midgit pimpy gold miner, with ladies swarming around his gold towers, he is sometimes nice enought to everett to give him some of his enormous wealth.
whoa, you know that guy everett? his p-b-s are hot…
another word for big p-n-s or d-ck. whichever one you prefer.
geez did you see that guys everett? its huge!