Evergreen Valley College


a community college beside the hill in san jose, ca. has a very relaxing atmosphere and the parking isn’t so bad.

a large percentage of the student population are asians and mexicans. for science cl-sses which are 98% asian students, it is recommended to go to san jose city college since the professors are easier.

for liberal arts cl-sses, you’ll be with people of all ethnicities. most of these cl-sses are ridiculously easy, that you wouldn’t really learn and still get an a.
evergreen valley college student: i got a b in biology and i worked h-lla hard for it!

sjcc student: man i just read the newspaper during cl-ss and got an a.

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evc student 1: (thick viet accent)hey are you vietnamese?

evc student 2: no i’m not and i don’t speak it. if you’re going to school to learn english might as well practice it in real life you dumb asian. if the only english sentence you speak is “hey are you vietnamese?” then go back to your country and ask everyone if they’re viet!

evc student 1: but i was born in america -_- and i was just curious if you were viet lol

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