Everlasting Gobstopper
a ball of limitless flavors that can be uncovered by licking.
the first couple are lemon, strawberry, and green apple, but as wonka got less creative he started making flavors like, bacon, iodine, and car exhaust.
man! after a while, i could swear this everlasting gobstopper tasted like dog feces.
2 more definitions
a color changing gl-ss bowl with a large reservoir and a shape that makes all the resin drip back into the fire, so that every last bit goes to a good home. waste not, want not.
this bowl took a long time to get kicked, it’s the ever lasting gob stopper.
the c-ck, p-n-s, w-ng, meat stick, gut pounder.
“mr. jackson, what are you doing?”
“tasting your everlasting gobstopper”
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