Evert


a swaggy motherf-cker who likes to smoke weed and f-ck b-tches
evert is a stoner
4 more definitions
(verb) to produce something extraordinary in a short period of time; or
(verb) to procrastinate up to the last minute, beat the deadline by a hairline and yet not appear rushed or fl-stered; or
(adjective) a wonderful boyfriend and a super dad.
the deadline is in 2 hours, so imma evert this paper.

he’s so evert! he finds time to play with his son despite his busy schedule.
usually a man with big heart. evert is a man of many great emotions.
“he is being such an evert. he tells me all of his feelings directly and i don’t need to guess anything”
cr-pping in public / p-ssing solids in the street
lads go without me i need evert – drop off the kids at the park
a small or pet-te man, usually h-m-s-xual, who would like to think that they are the center of attention and the star. these people usually wind up becoming hobos.
evert ezel siam, humberto, ugly youtuber

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