Everton blues


1. the general and perpetual feeling of irreversible demise and misery that comes with the heart aching and thankless truth of being an everton fan.

2. (a) the bitter frustration felt by everton fans after being defeated again

(b) the bitter frustration felt by everton fans after being defeated by liverpool again.

3. the feeling that disappointed everton fans feel when they think about that dusty little trophy cabinet at goodison park.

4. (a) the anguish felt by evertonians when an other cup run amounts to nothing

(b) the anguish of evertonians when an other year season ends with sound of “beep beep beep beep beep beep” as the everton tour bus reverses back into the garage.

(c) the yearning of everton fans to get into the champions league for once.

(noun)
the problem with supporting little clubs like everton is the inevitable everton blues that comes with supporting everton.

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