Every Kyle’s got a Cartman.


for every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.

coined by george watsky in his song “4am”.

cartman – a character from “south park” who generally hates on everyone and everything.

kyle – another character from “south park” who usually strives for good and has strong morals.

cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of kyle.
guy 1 – “i’m always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but i am always made fun of it by this one guy.”

guy 2 – “hey, every kyle’s got a cartman.”

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