everything bagel


1. a bagel with everything on it
2. name given to someone you really think is being silly
ted: i gave the cat to much oatmeal, and he choked to death.
mike: oh, you’re an everything bagel
1 more definition
someone who is of mixed race, including part jewish.
juan’s mother is 1/4 mexican, 1/4 black, 1/4 irish and 1/4 french. his father is jewish. he’s an everything bagel!

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