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• Fart Bib

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• Shoot the Boot

  a rugby term referring to drinking beer out of a rugby boot (a.k.a. cleats) for various reasons, such as scoring a try or messing up the words to a drinking song. she had to shoot the boot for scoring her first try. a rugby term referring to drinking beer out of a rugby boot (a.k.a. […]

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• fart before the poop

  a harbinger of worse things to come. “i think hurricane ike was just the fart before the p–p” wen u are waitig for something and the fake thing happens first that opening band at the concert was the fart before the p–p

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