Evian


the water that rich folk drink.
it cost me nearly five dollars for a six pack of evian.
a water company that when written backwards spells “naive”
does this mean that if you drink evian you’re naive?
noun.

gnar. a male, usually canadian, who pretty much defines the word ‘awesome’. a total bro. a man of many talents, including vectoring such people. steals stray cats and names at least one ‘pineapple’. a nice guy that gets the girls going wee ooh wee ooh wee. he will own you at rofls and lols. a true canadian/american.
girl 1 – “lyke omg is that evian?”
girl 2 – “totally. i asked him out and he said rofl.”
girl 1 -“what a bad-ss.”
french water product in the alps. the brand is owned by danone.
evian is the world leader in terms of sales on the market of mineral water.
brand of water that celebrities like jennifer lopez don’t want. if someone brings it to them they’ll throw it and yell “not evian!”
here’s your water ms lopez
not evian!!!!!
evian is mineral water – it’s like sayin crystal clear – but usin water
yeah i get you, it’s evian.
evian is a brand of bottled water which when spelt backwards spells naive… say it all really.
person a “hey is that evian your drinking?”
person b “yea it is, why?”
person a “err you do know it spells naive backwards dont you?
person b “woa, your right, im such an idiot”

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