Evil Nut


a temporary condition of the male psyche following an extended period of time without s-xual intercourse or masturbation.

symptoms include unwarranted aggressiveness, lack of focus, and recurring thoughts of brutally hate-f-cking annoying celebrities not necessarily known for their good looks per se, but as a means of deriving pleasure from -sserting dominance over the likes of big t-tted news anchors, and dumb-c-nt reality show wh-r-s.
dude, i had such an evil nut after that camping trip that i had to rub one out on the drive home to a picture of jillian barberie’s -ss on a billboard.

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