evititus
a common affliction among socialites that compels individuals to check their evite account excessively to see if anyone new has replied. evit-tus most often flares up around the holidays when social calendars get full, however, outbreaks can occur in any season.
michael’s evit-tus overtook him again today; he checked his evite 8 times in the last hour.
evit-tus is the human condition of checking one’s evite multiple times within a matter of minutes. symptoms include a tendency to lose appet-te, tempestuous puffiness in the nether regions, irksome, invertebrates, uncharacteristic outbursts from witty evite responses, and those who suffer tend to be pr-ne to a plethera of fatal atractions.
the union street fair evite was out and j2 had a severe case of the evit-tus’.
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