Ewan
a complete f-ckin genius with the biggest c-ck in the world. a man who makes the ladies week at the knees. everyone wants to be him.
woman: oh ewan your so f-ckin great pound my mound with your huge c-ck.
ewan: shut up b-tch! i’m gonna slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a creamy beaver, then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own sh-t!!
woman: oh good tanks!!!
this amazing guy that everyone else is jealous of
sh-t he’s awesome, he must be ewan
ewan: hey
stranger: -omg ewan just said h-llo-
ewan is a tagalog (philippine language) term for things you can’t remember.
other alternative tagalog term with the same meaning as “ewan”, “hindi ko alam”, “malay ko”
tagalog: ewan ko kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: i don’t know, where do you place it.
other alternative:
tagalog: hindi ko alam kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: same as above.
tagalog: malay ko kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: same as above.
ewan is probably the silliest person ever. he gets all of the ladies and makes bank, mainly through his silliness. ewan can make a lady fall for him just by saying “hi.” he is totally smart and a boss at sports. ewan wheels the biddies even if he isn’t trying.
ewan: “hey.”
girl: “omg ewan just said hey to me he is so silly and a total babe.”
guy 1: “look at that guy he’s awesome.”
guy 2: “yeah that’s ewan.”
guy 1: “oh well that makes sense.”
universal insult of all kinds, no set boundries on this “jack of all” cut downs
you’re ewan, thats ewan, don’t be ewan
a totally whipped hobbit with hairy feet (which he shaves).
eeeeeeeeeewan. look at them hairy feet!
really gay, like extemely h-m-s-xual
that guy is so ewan.
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