EWI


acronymn for entry without inspection, a legal term used by us immigration officers. it refers to illegal aliens that enter the united states without being inspected by a us immigration officer.
the ice immigration enforcement agent had to process 5 aliens: one was a visa overstay and one was an aggfelon, but the other 3 were just plain ol’ ewis.

the us border patrol agent deals mostly with ewis every day.
a creature that cant be found at zoos; it is amongst us humans. it does things that incites attention. it causes sences it doesn’t let love in, but emits laughter. its is known as an ewi. its catch phrases are “you know what i mean?” and “i mean…”
“she just threw he keys into the bushes”

“you cant do that!”
“what an ewi”

“fuuuuuuuuuuuuck”
“what an ewi”


‘ee·wee
n. the acronym for electronic wind instrument, a non-acoustic, 8-octave wind instrument manufactured by the akai professional corporation and made popular by saxophonist michael brecker. the ewi consists of two primary components: the controller, utilizing the boehm fingering system similar to that of a saxophone; and the -n-log tone generator module. it is related to the less popular electronic valve instrument (see evi).
an ewi solo; the ewi player.
talented, best receiver in the game can play any position, also a beast at basketball and many other sports, very s-xy fit and smooth young man,
ahmad is very ewis hes probally gonna make it to the nfl
abbreviation meaning “easy while intoxicated”
elyssa isn’t a sl-t, she’s just ewi.
acronym for: emailing while intoxicated
“dude, what’s wrong?

“i donno. i got the most twisted email from my ex last night. it’s been buggin me all day!”

“don’t sweat it. she was probably ewi!”

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