Ewmonster
noun. a person in whom the very idea of ew is manifest, be it in their looks, fashion, mannerisms, actions, speech or opinions. witnessing an ewmonster evokes feelings of being ewwed-out, causing the skin to crawl with convulsions of cringe. the ewmonster transcends simply being ew as they are the ultimate 100% in the scale of ew-ness. ewmonsters are often fashion victims and can inhabit any city, town or village worldwide.
tom: ew my g-d becca, did you just see that ewmonster! her capri pants and chiffon earrings are ewing out my life!
becca: ewwww! she is the ultimate ewmonster, i think her name is ollie, watch out tom, she’s coming over.
ewmonster: hey guys, wanna hang out and come shopping with me? i could use some of your wicked fashion tips.
becca & tom (simultaneously): get the f-ck out of my face you gross ewmonster!!!
(ewmonster woefully skulks off)
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