Ex Cougar


a cougar, as defined by urban dictionary, only beyond 55 years old. she is no longer a cougar but still tries to pull off the act of cougaring.
aaron’s mom was a legitimate cougar in her day but she is now an ex cougar. seeing her playing tonsil hockey with my friend at the bar last night was disgusting.

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