ex crush
someone who you used to have a crush on and is currently:
a) a friend
b) a person you never even talk to
c) a jerk
d) a completely immature person
a) you: hey there!
ex crush: ‘sup?
b) friend: you know aaron?
you: aaron who…oh, right, that guy!
c) friend: did you hear ben shoved chris yesterday?
you: that son of a b-tch!
d) friend: danny left home last week because his mom wouldn’t give him a car.
you: -rolls eyes-
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