Ex-lax


noun. a name for a person who fouls something up; a f-ck up, a schelmiel.
hey! smooth move, ex-lax!
a laxative. commonly used as pranks to make the person have to use the bathroom frequently. over dosage can cause rectal bleeding. can come in a chocolate form (like hersheys).
g-d he should be bleeding outta his -ss because of all the ex-lax you gave him.
the security protocol no longer used at lax airport for cavity searches, now replaced by body scans.
the last time i left lax i got the full monty, personal body/cavity search. it was great. sadly, that’s p-ssé, replaced now by body scans. they said the old security was too lax. no more personalized cavity searches, they’re all ex-lax now.
a gamesurge staff member who loves to p–p. he also makes others p–p whenever they talk to him.
-chanserv- exlax is clearing your intestines (network helper).

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