Exam Goggles
the morning of a final exam, everyone shows up in eyegl-sses for the first time. they were all too busy cramming to put in their contacts, and they’re barely recognizable.
hey, nice exam goggles. i didn’t know you needed gl-sses.
i’ve got tunnel vision – i never wear these exam goggles out of the house!
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