Examorexia
an exam related mental illness that involves the subject revising between 6-12 hours a day under the impression that they aren’t revising enough. this belief forces them to revise more and more but enforces said belief.
this illness is usually seen in teenagers sitting/about to sit exams.
symptoms can include;
lack of social life.
fustration.
unquenchable need to constantly revise.
despair.
dude 1 “i was gonna go over my girlfriend’s and get blotto last night but i couldn’t cos she has examorexia!”
dude 2 “tough break dude!”
hot girl 1: i’ve been working so long today but it isnt enough!
hot guy 1: looks like you’re examorexic baby!
not only is this a time when the only emotion is desire to revise, but also during this period there is a constant need for tea. even if you have just finished drinking a mug.. you’re brain (due to suffering from examorexia) tricks itself into believing that you need more to keep up the pace of m-ss revision.
a typical sufferer will consume 30 mugs of tea a day on average.
girl 1: i’m going to make tea.
girl 2: wow didn’t you just finish drinking one?
girl 1: yeah..
girl 2: you’re really suffering from this examorexia..
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