Excitebike


one of the 28 original release nes games that involved a motocross biker in a red suit and bike that rode in timed laps over various obstacles.
excitebike is one of the best games ever!
the original shiznit. it sux when you overheat though.
i got excitebike for christmas in 1988.
a consistent, reoccurring “hook-up” with a less than desirable or tolerable member of the opposite s-x. some one that seems like a good idea to have over at 2 am, but you end up regretting when they are still there at 8 am.
d-mn steve, you need to stop having jill over, she is an excite bike, and as such sucks when she is not naked and having s-x with you.

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