Excited States of America
the usa, called this way in reference to american hysteria, which makes people freak out all the time and do stupid stuff like suspecting and imprisoning anyone of being a communist, go to war without even a good reason or just going around going batsh-t and yelling “dooomed, we’re doooomed!!”. true story.
canadians are now calling us the “excited states of america” since all we seem to do is take erectile dysfunction drugs and go to town hall meetings and scream.
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