Exciturnated
a perpetual state of abundant antic-p-tion for an event to occur later in the evening, usually on a friday or sat-rday night and often, if not always, involving alcohol, alcoholism, drunken activities, in home stripper poles, a group of ten or more people, jagermeister shots from silicone inserts, gratuitous or full frontal nudity, trashed apartments/homes, “don’t p-ss out with your shoes on!” rules, and the occasional fist fight resulting in a life long bromance or in coed circ-mstances marriage. the eventuality of this mental state could be the worst hangover or the best night of your life. sadly, neither are remembered the majority of the time.
d4: you ready to go to the lake tonight for naked water polo with those chick’s from atl?
bobby: f–kin’ exciturnated!!!!
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