Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth


to silence someone instantly by shoving your d-ck in their mouth.
girl: i was like no! im going out with tom and she was like no i am and so i was like nu uh i am and she was like no way i am and i was like-
guy: excuse me but my c-ck is in your mouth
girl: what?-urghlughg!

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