existential embarrassment


the feeling of intense embarr-ssment after one realizes they have constructed their sense of self on false premises.
at age 13, matt was what you would call wapanese. having never confronted his self-misconception for what it was, he channeled his existential embarr-ssment into hatred of others who reminded him of the way he used to be.

sarah: baka! ^^;

matt: congrats you’re weeabo garbage

sarah: 🙁

amy: matt, don’t be malicious to sarah as a form of compensation for your inability to deal with anything that reminds you of when you were 13 and deluded.

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