exit dance



the go-to maneuver when you’re deep in a crowd and trying to leave. it is the most logical exit strategy. as you dance past them, bystanders will respect you for being a f*cking boss. if you remain hype on your way out, people will ignore the fact that you’re lame for leaving that party, concert, rave, etc. always a ‘w’.

own that exit dance, and getcho *ss out of there.

i.e. also works to get to the front at a rave
“i need some water! lets get out of this crowd!”

* holds intense eye contact *

“listen mate, this crowd is thick. looks like an exit dance is our only way out.”

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