exotic mayonnaise


a white person who tried to claim they’ve got exciting foreign heritage.
person 1: so yeah i’m like 1/16 scottish, 1/8 finnish, 1/16 welsh, 1/4 french, 1/4 german and half irish .

person 2: you’re literally just exotic mayonnaise xd

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