Expecto Patrollum


a spell to ward off the likes of annoying forum trolls who rant incessantly and bother everyone else to the extreme.
compnerd: this game is awful wah wah cry cry

humbleforumdude: i thought it was okay.

compnerd: stfu noob my forums!!!

braveforumdude: expecto patrollum!

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