Expecto Patronum
1. famous spell from the movie “harry potter & the prisoner of azakaban” which fends off dementors with a white shield of positive energy when used by a young wizard.
2. a s-xual ritual, typically practiced by those with a fetish for harry potter or those who are simply a fan of humor, that occurs during the climax of s-xual intercourse, in which the male pulls out of his partner, screams “expecto patronum”, and -j-c-l-t-s on him. based on several scenes in the movie “harry potter & the prisoner of azkaban” in which young potter fends off dementors with a white shield of positive energy, where, symbollically, the male’s p-n-s represents a wand, the ejaculant represents the white shieldof positive energy, and the partner represents a dementor.
(orginally conceived in atlantic city on july 28th, 2006 in pickles deli/restaurant)
“oh…oh…yes…oh…wow…that feels so good… yeah..you like that…yeah…yeah..yeah.yeah…here it comes…oh…it’s gonna be huge..” :::male pulls out of partner during climax::: “expecto patronum!” :::male -j-c-l-t-s on partner:::
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1. the best way to fend off the soul sucking attacks of a ginger or red headed person. similar to the dementors of the “harry potter” series of books.
ethan: i had my first kiss with kayla last night… i feel kinda funny.
joe: well, she is a ginger so chances are you lost a part of your soul.
ethan: what?! what can i do to prevent that?!
joe: use the expecto patronum spell, it repels all soul sucking ent-ties such as dementors and gingers.
two meanings; in a polite way it means “excuse me.” in an impolite way, it means, “go away”
“expecto patronum, can i cut the line?”
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