expertvillage
a channel on youtube that consists of people that call themselves “experts” with about 140,000 instructional videos. expertvillage has a variety of different how-to vids. most of these are useless, and the ones that are actually worth looking at are usually poorly done.
joe: i tried to learn how to do a kickflip from expertvillage, but the guy who was explaining it could hardly land it himself…
bullsh-t.
– did you talk to your professor about that math problem?
– yeah.
– well, what’s the answer?
– i don’t know. he expert villaged me.
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