Expired coupons
-when something is a total heartbreaker. it makes you just as sad as when you go to a restaurant and realize your coupons are all expired, and you only have enough money for a c-ke.
-the 2015 version of sh-tty deal.
“bro, i’m so hungry but there’s no food in the house”
“dude, that’s totally expired coupons!”
“andrew, my cat died”
“expired coupons bro! but don’t worry, there’s another p-ssy for you. her name is bubbles. i got her from the spca”
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