Explart
an explosive, unexpected, rude, liquid-based yet coagulated, fabric drenching, st-tch splitting, mud knuckle sweat bucket of a typically scorching hot, magma-resemblant, oxygen depriving, physically, emotionally and psychologically devastating fart. so much so that to even use the word fart above is just a mistake, because its shartile percentage exceeds such a regulated standard. has been known to strike in times of extreme heat, stress, post-c-min infused meals, after drinking cheap beer, irish car bombs, pretty much any burrito you dabble with, or anything you ever might find yourself purchasing from a street vendor in new york city…ever. at all. i hope for your sake you are not taking the nj transit on the day that your initial explart strikes, because you’ll probably never be the same. good luck.
side note:
though it is more graphic and pungent than the typical shart, they still derive from the same family of digestional disrupt.
” so i was on my way to billy’s house with margaret and katherine, and she was really nervous about seeing him. he answered the door with no shirt, and this b-tch just explarted immediately. it was probably the most unbelievable thing i have ever seen.. i mean just poo, e v e r y w h e r e. it’s been nearly 2 months and his front stoop still looks like the sprinkler caught it.”
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