Expovaration
the act of cutting out a female’s ovaries through her v-g-n-l tract. this can be done by either going along the fallopian tube, which is a pain staking job and one needs to be extremely patient, however the result is beautiful. also, one can go through the layers of muscle through the v-g-n- and cut out the ovaries. this is an easier process but it does require more strength.
people who partic-p-te in expovarations are known as expovarators.
hardcore expovarators consume the ovaries as shish kebabs with barbecue sauce, no other condiment is allowed.
guy 1: man, those were some great shish kebabs!
guy 2: i know, i am a hardcore expovarator.
guy 1: yo can you hang tonight?
guy 2: nah man, i got an expovaration to attend.
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