Express Route


by getting the girl to have a shower, it makes them already naked, and you don’t need to do the task of seducing- the clothes off the girl, which normally consists of one piece of clothing at a time, could take a lot of time and effort, whereas the shower skips all the hard work and you get your s-xy time quicker. commonly abbreveated to er. once again all this could also be avoided by slipping v–gr- into her drink

-seducing can include anything from kisses to m-ssaging to ripping. depends on the girl, and your relationship with her…

ps. this is only the case if your girlfriend is not super h-rny and is the one taking your clothes off… in that case -hi5- man!
“bernie told his girlfriend to have a shower so he could take the express route”

“eh i can’t be bothered kissing you, go have a shower..”

“mat couldn’t get this girl to take the er, so he had to seduce (rip) her clothes off” naughty boy mat…

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