expressive pervert
a guy who expresses his s-x life for the benefit of being “cool”
jose: “have you ever m-st-rb-t-d to a chicks instagram?”
matt: “yeah bro, all the time!”
jose: “cool, well gtg watch some p-rn”
-meg hears convo-
meg: “f-ckin expressive perverts!”
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- Exsexable
when one is excited about the antic-p-ted s-x he/she will be having soon. this is especially used when one has gone without s-x for a long period of time. “oh man, susan is exs-xable today because her husband is coming back from a 12 month deployment tomorrow!”
- Cockslack
extra long foreskin; an excess of foreskin. dude why didn’t you get circ-msized? talk about anteater, you have a lot of c-ckslack!
- slut bean
short,slightly chubby wh-r- who throws her self at men. usally knowing she’s going to get rejected that girl is such a sl-t bean
- McSurgery
a surgery that is so common and easy that a business chain could profit from starting a niche clinic and hiring bottom of the barrel doctors. “she had her tonsils out? she could had that done at the mcsurgery clinic down the street for cheap!”
- slutmail
an email address created specifically to sign up for p-rn websites or mailing lists. used for privacy purposes. dude, don’t send p-rn to my work address. use my sl-tmail instead.