External Cyborg


a person who is carrying so much electronic equipment that if it was within their body cavity, then they would be considered a cyborg. most often they are carrying more electronics than they’d ever need, and a significant percentage is actually redundant.
for example, a teenager with an ipod, ti-83 calculator, wrist watch, laptop computer, and a laser pointer. therefore, this teenager is considered an external cyborg.

for example, if you have so many electronics on hand that being pushed into a pool of water would drown you, and not because you can’t swim. this is of course -ssuming all of the electronics were off when you were pushed into said pool of water. only an external cyborg would carry that many electronics.

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