extrafloralous
adjective-
1)covered in an excessive amount of flowers.
2)prettier with more flowers
-that grandma skirt of yours is so extrafloralous.
-look at my d-mn garden. i stopped using tap water to water my flowers so now it’s just extrafloralous.
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