Eye Crack


something that that is as addicting as crack to look at. so addicting that even when you really should look away, you can’t.
sam & kent: why were you staring at lucy’s b-tt in orchestra today even though everybody could see you and told you to stop?

sean: it was like eye crack i just couldn’t stop.
eye crack is a substance used to induce weird, funky, f-cked up but good plot writing froth
“i went to chez cronbachs house, got a his of his eyecrack through his eyecrack plot pipe of doom, and wrote an adventure with fygolian mushrooms and a daruman halfing wench”

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