eyebrow master


he who hails form the “land of new”, carrying with him only the fur (in some cases p-b-s) of an elk, wallaby and/or grizzly bear, neatly and strategically fasten to his lower forehead in gratuitous quant-ties.

hides under a glow in the dark led zeppelin t-shirt, thus making him an easy target for eyebrow harvesters. therefore there is only one known “eyebrow master” living among us in the modern world.
nichols eyebrow masters :d

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