Eyelignment


similar to the alignment of a car’s wheels, eyelignment is a concept of sp-cial reasoning which enables a person to distinguish between straight and crooked. when a person erects a ladder or parks a car in a crooked manner even though it is perceived by that person as straight they are thought to have poor eyelignment.
-while cleaning the gutters out-

man 1: do you really think that ladder is standing up straight?

man 2: yea it’s fine, why?

man 1: that’s not even close, you should get your eyelignment checked.

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