ez-skeez


top definition
also “easy skeez”. a s-xy girl who will sleep with and pretend to be in love with a guy who can get her pills (or her drug of choice). apparently this helps some with the guilt of being whorish.
guy 1: “who was that chick leaving your house just after lunchtime yesterday?”

guy 2: “aw, you know. just my ez-skeez. she gives me what i want, and i give her what she needs.”

guy 1: “the b-tch looked good but… did she have an engagement ring on her finger??”

guy 2: “relax bruh, her fiance is a chump.”

guy 1:”man, the world really is full of pimps and hoes”.

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