F pack


a person, male or female, who is very h-rny and muscular. usually a runner, or extreme athlete. someone who is in love with their abs.
“dude, did you see that chick run by? she must be a total f pack!”
“my friend is so annoying. he’s such an f pack.”
an awesome accessory that students, professionals, cyclists, and falconers wear around their mid-section to maximize carry capacity on adventures or quests. not to be confused with “f-nny packs,” the f-pack is more streamlined and not worn by overweight, white people from the mid-western united states.
“please remove belts, shoes, and f-packs before entering the security line”
an awesome accessory that students, professionals, cyclists, and falconers wear around their mid-section to maximize carry capacity on adventures or quests. not to be confused with “f-nny packs,” the f-pack is more streamlined and not worn by overweight, white people from the mid-western united states.
“please remove belts, shoes, and f-packs before entering the security line”

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