f00ping
the act of stealing a road cone, barrel, barrade, etc. from some random construction site, driving with it in your car (easier as the p-ssenger of a friend’s car), and throwing it out the door, window, or sunroof into a friend’s driveway, or placing it onto their car, porch, etc…
tom and seth startign f00ping people with 2 cones in the road, and a barrade at carrie’s.
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