Fabris

fabri
this name used in italy to describe a guy who prefer a pizza instead of a p-ssy

this guy can drop a bunga bunga for a match of milan

he owned by chaos and bush his dream is to suck baloteli and berlusconi
we had a nice bunga bunga but this fabri was at tv watching milan and eating spaghetti
an extremly compet-tive evil person who takes pleasure in watching people fail and suffer.
(me) -trip and sprain my ankle-

(jimmy) haha you loser!

(me) g-d jimmy don’t be a fabris!
when one vomits then p-sses out after consuming too much liquor in a short period of time. usually occurs whilst lying in shrubs or a gutter in the early hours of the morning.
oh dude check out that fool at maccy d’s, his fabris
to be obsessed with the ability to bark like a wolf and possess the ability to squish a child’s head between their fingers. you would get cravings to prey upon random children if you had a similar disease called fabrit-tous. people that feel this way long term often take up teaching as s-xual predators and play softball to gain muscle m-ss.
“she felt so emotionally fabris that she had her daughter taken away. it was horrible.”
a furry monster that’s originally the size of your fist but can morph into greater sizes up to that of a car. n-body is sure of it’s gender. it is rather aggressive and has been sighted recently roaming the outskirts of paraguay hunting homeless dogs. it is rumored to be related to “el chupicabra” but it is known to repeatedly hump the students and teachers in nearby school facilities after excruciating math lessons.
“dude, i will be traumatized for life. i think i just ran into fabris in the hallway and it looked at me. it scared the sh-t out of me!”