facade
fake illusion or appereance, superficial
knowing being in debt, john managed to maintain a facade of wealth
a specialty; something someone is, or one could be, very good/skilled at. it can be used to replace the word “thing” when deemed acceptable by the user.
(origin- began slang use by the izzy)
person 1:”kip why don’t you play baseball.”
kip: “it’s just not my facade .”
friend 1: “dude, you are so good at that.”
dude: “yeah i know, it’s my facade .”
an abnormally large male genital piece.
my friend’s facade knocked a girl out.
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