Faccident


a fart which happens to leak out by complete accident. like while walking, laughing, or giving a major power-point presentation.
stephen: “g-d, this date has been wonderful but i’m afraid it’s time to leave.”

blair: get’s up from her chair to walk away from the dinner table and says “ooops! that’s was a faccident”

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