face boner
1. a case of cl-ssic cheesin in which you cannot wipe the smile from your face. a face b-n-r is usually due to happiness in a relationship but it may be used in other instances as well.
-it is possible to experience a face b-n-r and a real b-n-r simultaneously.
dude: i totally nailed a smokin’ hot babe last night!
chad: dude you don’t have to tell me, your face b-n-r gave it away!
term used when getting aroused by someone’s facebook profile pictures.
sully: “man… did you see agnus’ profile picture? her cans were practically hanging out!”
marshall: “yeah dude, i got a wicked faceb-n-r when i saw that.”
something that really sucks, or is really depressing
my birthday was a total face-b-n-r again
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