Face Gravy


the act of pounding and/or bashing a person’s face into a wall or the pavement until their face turns to a gravy-like substance
“lets make face gravy!” — goliath, borderlands 2
the post-meal food drool in the corner of a person’s mouth that they tastelessly leave for other’s to gaze upon.
after we ate a the pizza parlor, harry had facegravy all over his mouth and no one said anything, and we all enjoyed it.

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