face muted
when a person inadvertently touches the mute b-tton on an android cell phone while talking. this causes the person who face muted the caller to wonder why the person on the other line can’t hear them. this is because when you place the phone too far from your face it activates the mute b-tton.
dude you face muted her and she can’t hear you!
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