face pirate


when your recieving head and you pull out squirt it on her face only hitting one eye. it burns bad and she closes the eye and says arrrrrggggg making a pirates face.
my wife went out for holloween with a face pirate.
a degrading s-xual maneuver in which the man screams “arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg” in a pirate voice, then promptly -j-c-l-t-s in their partner’s eye. this is a common alternative for pirate enthusiasts to deviate from the standard swashbuckler finisher.
deborah was being a real b-tch last night, so i gave her a face pirate.

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