Face Thing
the act of placing one’s head in a sink full of ice cold water for as long as is humanly possible. when you run out of breath, you remove your head from said sink and an -ssociate who has been standing near you wraps a towel tightly around your head and spins you around, eventually lowering you to the floor. good as a wake up in the morning… ridiculously amazing after love beans.
“shall we go do the face thing?”
“what is it?”
“you’ll love it, trust me…”
(they always love it)
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